Sunday, 14 February 2021

Attack the Block (2011) Film Review

 This is my first post on here and Attack the Block has moved me to do so.

It is my mission to encourage you NOT to watch Attack the Block currently available on Sky cinema as it is completely unbelievable dog dirt tosh that I can’t believe I wasted 87 mins if my life on. 

The director of Attack the Block, must be relieved as he can be safe in the knowledge that his worst performance is behind him. 

John Boyega and Jodie Whittaker, who thankfully have both gone on to have stellar careers both stumble across this jack filled storyline featuring monkey type aliens who have decided to attack the block where they live. Quite why they would wish to attack this den of iniquity is beyond me. Try Hale, it’s much nicer space men! 

Another thing that irks me is the annoying gang that the film is based around who seemingly speak in some half cross language resembling audible graffiti and street slang. A truly awful film. Do not watch/ utter dog dirt